Worse shirts than ours?

Can it be true? Do my eyes deceive me, but did anyone else think the Welsh looked worse in their second strip than England did in their red number?
Which marketing pillock thought that grey would be a good choice for a rugby strip? Bound to be a girl or a poof. And how did it get past the endless committees in Cardiff? Poor Charvis looks like something out of Fame in schoolboy grey: "If I score two tries, Coach Jenkins said I could go to ballet classes tomorrow!"
I find it truly unbelievable that the old farts at the SRU, WRU and RFU can allow their hallowed national teams to go out in the shirts they have got. Don't forget these are old men who only ever wear navy blazers, grey trousers, white M+S shirt and egg stained union tie. How can they of all people sanction these multi-coloured monstrosities?
Do the marketing types from Nike and Reebok arrange meetings after an astonishingly good lunch? Are they so bamboozled by the bullshit about the fabric wicking away sweat and allowing the player to breathe (through his armpit?) that they fail to notice the colours at all? Simply baffling.
Worst of all, I saw some England fans wearing the new kit to the game on Saturday, even one or two in the red one! Have these guys no shame. Its tough enough being an England fan these days without making a dick of yourself in these shirts.
By the way, in today's matches the Sweaties won, Wales won well after a scare and Ireland could be the new England - that's how bad they were.