Thursday, 18 October 2007

England is the Rugby Millwall


Everybody hates us but we don't care!

I can exclusively reveal the match tactics from the Blessed Brian:

"Let's give it a lash, get stuck in and see what happens."

"And when we win, let's maintain our dignity, composure and modesty. And then get properly shitbagged!"

Come on boys, stuff it up those arrogant Bok Bastards!

Frogs legless - Argies miserable

This was the moment when England finally smothered the French resistance. Worzle tap tackling Vincent Clerc to snuff out what looked like the winning score.

After that, it was all England for the last 5 minutes with Jonny calmly slotting a penalty and a crucial drop goal to edge in front by 5 points.

The drop was crucial because it meant we could defend without the fear of giving away a penalty, but the Frogs were clueless in attack and the game was ours!

Brilliant stuff. Did you see Le gyppo crying? Marvellous.

In the other semi, the Argies managed to play all the rugby in the first half and yet cough up 3 tries to the Boks. Maybe they were knackered after 5 weeks of knockout rugby, yet even the best Argy players looked second rate. Shame, as this South African team is not as great as their big headed fans would have us believe.

Still, its game on for the final. I am off to France too, sadly not to Paris, but to the Riviera - crappy timing on my part. For which I will have to endure the French TV commentary, or turn the sound down and put the radio on. Either way you can't miss it.